You think that double straps are going be the answer?
Now, get on your fixie, and on your way to get a Slim Jim and bottle of blue Gatorade, remember The Hammer and beat that frickin beige Toyota Camry to the next light.
Ok, she wears lycra and a face shield when she sets these records, but 3K in 3:30.213 minutes?
Hello? Can you hear me?
Can you hear me now?
Something like 32 mph spinning 90 gear inches at like 115 rpm?
I am not sure how well she can skid. But, she did win two world championships.
